aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

chadleymacguff:

bye grandpa

harryedward:

describe yourself in one picture

thebootydiaries:

barista: hi! what can i get for you?

me: punch me in the face

barista: what?

me: it’s on the secret menu

officialhamlet:

marioblart:

why would u do that to your mouth

slow-riot:

gf: “what are you thinking about?”
me: “oh, nothing.”
me, internally: “if Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny were both on Baby Looney Toons then why does she have to introduce herself in Space Jam? Shouldn’t they have known each other since they were children? Could the Looney Toons Universe subscribe to the multiple worlds theory where Bugs and Lola never met? but how far does this, for lack of a better term, rabbit hole, go? Elmer Fudd was on Baby Looney Toons as well, which means that he and Bugs are roughly the same age but as an adult he is Bugs’ primary antagonist? The lifespan of a rabbit is 9-12 years and Elmer is clearly an adult. How can that be? Could Bugs bunny be immortal?”

meltedbartsimpson:

writing-prompt-s:

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

mosertone:

The dark hedges, Northern Ireland

thebootydiaries:

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person